cummmberbatch:

someone please tell me they remember wishbone

this dog

was

the shit

excuse me? was the shit? 

why is there a was? i call foul play on this here sentence. the correct grammar here, is, in fact, is, not was.

Sorry, It’s True

Do You Know Why There Isn’t Gay Marriage?

Because, people think it’s gross. 

Me; Green Peas Are Gross , You Don’t See Them Banning That !

Them ; Green Peas Are Delicious ,

Me; Maybe Lesbians And Gays Are Delicious. 

Moral of the Story. 

You Can’t Leave The Table Till You Finish Your Gays. xD